Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Roosevelt Island West Roadway Closed For Construction Wednesday Through Friday - No Parking West And East Road And North Loop Road


According to the Roosevelt Island Operating Corp (RIOC):
Due to construction, the West Roadway will be closed from Wednesday, October 15th at 7:00 AM until Friday, October 17th at 6:00 PM between the Tram Station Plaza and North Loop Road. Access to the Tennis Bubble, Steam Plant and Cornell Construction site will be available via the East Roadway; flag persons will be on site to direct two-way traffic. During this road closure, southbound Q102 and Red Bus service will terminate at the Tram Station Plaza before continuing on their northbound routes.

No parking will be allowed on the West Road, the East Road and the North Loop Road during this time. Metered parking in the lot to the east of the Roosevelt Island Racquet Club will remain in effect.

Sincerely,

Roosevelt Island Operating Corp Advisories Group

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4 comments :

NotMyKid said...

One of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

YetAnotherRIer said...

Dumber than, let's say, the Ice Bucket Challenge?

Frank Farance said...

YetAnotherRIer, the Ice Bucket Challenge is a precursor to an alien invasion: they test our brain power by taking societal/ business leaders (like Bill Gates) and do the Ice Bucket challenge, and then cause these human actions propagate world-wide with a 3-to-1 fan-out (each person nominates 3 other people). It took 2-3 months (via a 3-to-1 fan-out) to cover the whole world, with the help of Facebook and YouTube. Nice metrics that the aliens are gathering about humans for their own takeover of the planet.

As the mass human flocking action propagates world wide, the messages start to mutate, see video "Man Seriously Injured While Using A Crane For Ice Bucket Challenge" at "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf_srsNozvA" for an example. It is unclear whether or not the aliens think this is a success: he injured/perished himself, but got his propagating message out seconds before calamity struck. Most likely, his friends/family who were called out will propagate his message with an even more serious, vigorous, and somber tone ... thus, I'm thinking the aliens view this as a success, certainly it did not slow down the Message Propagation and Human Flocking Behaviors.

CheshireKitty said...

Reminds me of the song "Ball and Chain.." Waowaowao...